My roommates and I recently discovered Chuck Norrisisms. So here are my top 10 favorite Chuck Norrisisms.
10. Chuck Norris only uses one chopstick.
9. We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.
8. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
7. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
6. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
5. It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
4. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
3. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
1. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".